We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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