Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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