Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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