Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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