did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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