Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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