During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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