u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
