Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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