Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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