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• (954): View more from Florida

  I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  What happened?....

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  He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads

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• (408): View more from California

  sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  We are hot boxing the gondola

  (607): View more from New York

  I hate everything.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  You're just horny.

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  Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.

  (316): View more from Kansas

  That's the best creepy text ever.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY

  (765): View more from Indiana

  I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS

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