I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
lol hangovers are for mortals.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
is it fun? or sober?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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