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• (818): View more from California

  Jake died.

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  WTF????????? That's how you tell me????

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  Oops typo. Jake cried.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"

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  So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."

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  Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.

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• (510): View more from California

  This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.

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• (310): View more from California

  I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say

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• (817): View more from Texas

  You should come by for the fire station blow job tour

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.

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• (510): View more from California

  i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"

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