i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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