Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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