i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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