I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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