come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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