so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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