"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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