like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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