woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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