Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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