it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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