Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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