So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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