Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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