Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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