i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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