All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
one two three fourrrrnication!
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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