We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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