Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
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