Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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