No, you can still breathe under the balls.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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