I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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