A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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