this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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