Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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