there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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