No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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