Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Randomize
