Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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