last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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