So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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