U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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