Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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