Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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