Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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