ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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