I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I want her autograph on my taint
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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