Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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