i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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