yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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