i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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