I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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