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a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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