If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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