Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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